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Original version: Life’s a bitch, and then you die.
Morana version, a.k.a. The Gloomy Fatalist: Life’s a bitch, and then you die – if you’re lucky.
Dobrivoj version, a.k.a. The Cynic: Life’s your bitch, and then you die. How tragic!
Višnja version, a.k.a. The Modern Anarchist: It’s more likely that your life is someone else’s bitch.
Jelisaveta version, a.k.a. The Arrogant Man: If life’s a bitch, I’m gonna give it a good bitchslap!
Zbrala in uredila je Naša Evica™.
Comment by napo
Posted on 1/4/2007 at 4:18 pm
dimitrij version, a.k.a. the metasmoke conspiracy: life is a bitch … and then you marry one!
Comment by Robert
Posted on 1/4/2007 at 10:15 pm
He, lep smeh. Meni je najboljši cinik, lahko bi mu bilo ime Marvin.
Ampak zadnji, Jelisaveta se mi zdi prej perverzen.
Comment by Eva
Posted on 1/4/2007 at 10:20 pm
Za nepoučene: s psevdonimi zgoraj predstavljeni pisci so resnične osebe. Dobrivoj sem jaz (just call me Marvin, m’kay?), Jelisaveta pa je, jasno, naš edini, jaKa.
Comment by SP
Posted on 1/4/2007 at 11:38 pm
Superoptimist:
Life’s a bitch and then you die. And you go to hell and suffer some more…
Comment by Tamara
Posted on 1/5/2007 at 1:10 am
Dreamer:
Life will be a beach … someday.
Comment by Robert
Posted on 1/5/2007 at 10:10 am
Mathematician:
Life’s a bitch only in reals, not in complexes.
Comment by Ave Eva
Posted on 1/5/2007 at 3:02 pm
Sam sem se domislil še dveh. Najprej se strinjam z nekdanjim Podjanezom, da: life without kids is a bitch, so have some!
Še kontra na zadnji komentar – fizikov pogled: So life’s a bitch. We’ll measure that again.
Comment by jaKa
Posted on 1/5/2007 at 3:18 pm
ah, ampak tu gre za pogled eksperimentalnega fizika… teoretik bi rekel takole: Life’s a bitch. However, we may neglect the bitch term in that equation.
Comment by jaKa
Posted on 1/5/2007 at 3:28 pm
fizika pravzaprav nudi bogato nabirko tehle izjav.
še kozmološka: Life’s a bitch. We are not certain about the first 10-35 seconds, though.
pa kvantnomehanska: Life’s a bitch. Probably.
Comment by Magdalena
Posted on 1/5/2007 at 6:43 pm
Life’s a bitch, but the alternative is unacceptable.
Comment by Gregorg
Posted on 1/6/2007 at 11:44 am
Še filozofska:
LIFE’S A BITCH, THEREFORE I AM.
Comment by BigWhale
Posted on 1/7/2007 at 9:37 am
Drni-Lama reinkarnatorska verzija:
Life’s a bitch, and then you’re reborn.
Comment by nimfa
Posted on 1/7/2007 at 1:46 pm
Vsi ste nekam pesimistični, čeprav nekateri trdite drugače.
Life’s a bitch and ain’t that fun?!
Comment by wacky
Posted on 1/7/2007 at 7:23 pm
in potem Vsemogočni reče:
Life’s a bitch and I’m the pimp!
Comment by jaKa
Posted on 1/7/2007 at 8:18 pm
Še posledica reinkarnatorske različice: you’re reborn as a bitch.
Comment by aTa
Posted on 1/7/2007 at 9:08 pm
original version II: wife’s a witch, and then you die.
Comment by oragutan
Posted on 1/8/2007 at 9:24 pm
dumača: Beer is life , how much is a bitch ?
Comment by Robert
Posted on 1/11/2007 at 11:09 pm
Mathematician (correction):
Life’s a bitch only in reals, not in complexes or with quaternions.
Comment by slama
Posted on 5/22/2008 at 7:40 pm
testosterona verzija: life is a bitch, than you marry one.